It's the hopeless romantic with a beer and tears.
a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”
and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal
|english is not their first language:||Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.|
|english is their first language:||hte fuckign|