heichou-relatable:

#WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT AVACADO

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Let’s cruise at night while we listen to Oldies

oh-beatriz:

this is my ideal of a perfect date

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whoregypsy:

i just want to make you waffles, maybe share a blunt, and fuck for an hour or four.

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jar0cha:

All I can think about is your face when you laugh it makes me so happy

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did-you-kno:

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I need this

did-you-kno:

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I need this

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zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

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jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

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english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
english is their first language: hte fuckign
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shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

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